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die Schreckensvisionen alleinstehender Katzenbesitzerinnen: ich sterbe und sie fressen mich auf.

today at my art lesson at school we had malevich
the teatcher is like
-now ill show you what abstrakzionism means. c’mon, you, Anna, tell me ,well, something a b s t r a c t.
i’m like
-“strapon”(actually, i said “velosiped”)
and she’s drawn a fucking this Ö^Ö
told us it’s a fucking OWL
and told us that this is the way people use and apply “abstract” in art.
THAT BITCH!